麻烦大家找一找短的40-50单词的英语故事

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God says In a second

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回答:一便士.男子又问:那一百万年呢?上帝说:一秒钟.最后男子请求道:上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:过一秒钟.

英语的小故事

Customer: well, computer goes wrong!

Customer: what symptoms?

Customer: my dial-up username, no problem, but the password, I input is plainly, can show is a star!!

数字和星星

用户：不好啦，电脑出毛病了！

客服：什么症状？

用户：我拨号上网，输入用户名的时候没有问题，可是密码的时候，我明明输入的是数字，可显示出来的是星星！！

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