用12个英语月份单词编成搞笑,奇葩的故事？

January, Febuary, March ,April, May, June,July,August, September,October,November,December

本人自己编的，有点离奇和小押韵，但可以帮助记忆单词。

Janurary is a beautiful Japanese girl and her birthday is in February.

She goes to school in March and eats much .

After school in April,she find a job in May and maybe she don't like the job.

She has two best twin friends, June and July.

They all like cute August boy and dislike sick September man.

October is OK but November is not a gentlman .

December is from Danmark. He can make delicious dinner.

story这个英语单词怎么读？

读音为：死刀瑞

story英 [ˈstɔ:ri]美 [ˈstɔri, ˈstori]n.故事，传说;历史，沿革;内情;传记vt.用历史故事画装饰;讲…的故事;把…作为故事讲述vi.说谎第三人称单数:stories 过去分词:storied 复数:stories 现在进行时:storying 过去式:storied 形近词:Story 短语例句百科同反义词短语but that's another story(非正式)但是那是另一回事end of story(非正式)就是这个样子，仅此而已it's a long story(非正式)说来话长，一言难尽it's (或 that's) the story of one's life(非正式)那就是…经历的缩影the same old story老一套，老样子the story goes据说；据谣传to cut (或 北美长话短说，简而言之例句1.The second story in the book is titled 'The Scholar'书中的第二个故事题为《学者》。柯林斯例句库2.I shall tell you a story about four little rabbits.我要给你讲一个4只小兔子的故事。柯林斯例句库3.A popular love story with a happy ending广受欢迎、结局圆满的爱情故事。

用所给英文单词编个小故事！！急~~~~~~~~~！！！

once winter night, i was very thirsty and i want to go to the bar to have a drink. but my wallet could not even afford me a cup of the cheapest tea!
i finally decided to go to a bar i have been there now and them. i did not mind if i was bleed after being found no money to pay. i said to myself: maybe i can give my shirt to the barkeeper as a barter. when i got there i just replaced the seat of a guy who weared a fashion shirt with a litter on it. i ordered a bottle of beer and i even ordered a scream.
just at that time, something accoured! a drunk girl passed a gun to me! i was so nervous that i quickly passed it back to her but unconciously i fired! my god! i tied myself down in this way!