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Bring Me The Winner

Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster.
Waiter, he said when his meal was placed before him, this lobster has only one claw.
I'm sorry, sir, the waiter replied. but sometimes the lobsters fight in the tank.
In that case, the diner said, bring me the winner.

我要赢者

一次，一位客人进入餐馆，他点了一只两磅重的龙虾。 “服务员，”他指着端上来的龙虾说，“这只龙虾为什么只有一只爪？” “对不起，先生，”服务员回答说，“因为龙虾有时会在水槽里打架。”“噢，如果是这样的话，”顾客说，“请把打赢的那只给 我拿来吧。”

A man of the state of Chu had a spear and a shield for sale. He was loud in praises of his shield.
(传说很久以前，楚国有个卖兵器的人，在市场上卖矛和盾。为了让人家愿意买他的货，他先举起盾向人们夸口道:)
My shield is so strong that nothing can pierce it through. He also sang praises of his spear. My spear is so strong that it can pierce through anything.(你们看，我的盾是世上最坚固的盾，任何锋利的东西都不能刺穿它。”接着又举起他的矛，向人吹嘘说：“你们再看看我的矛，它锋利无比，无坚不摧，无论多么坚硬的盾，都挡不住它，一刺就穿！”)
What would happen， In the crowd some people askasked， if your spear is used to pierce your shield?“It is impossible for an impenetrable shield to coexist with a spear that finds nothing impenetrable. ”(观的人听了他的话都觉得很好笑，人群中有人问道：“依你的说法，你的矛无论怎样坚硬的盾都能刺穿，而你的盾又是无论多么锋利的矛也不能把它刺穿。那就拿你的矛来刺你的盾吧，看看结果怎么样？”)
Then,the man listened to be at a loss for words, replied without knowing where to begin, had to take the spear and the shield walks.（此时，卖兵器的人听了却张口结舌，无从回答，只好拿着他的矛和盾)