求一英语笑话,要2人对话,5分钟左右

Hu is leading China Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. Bush: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. Bush: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. Bush: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. Bush: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. Bush: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. Bush: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. Bush: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. Bush: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. Bush: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? Bush: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? Bush: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. Bush: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?