急求英语情景对话

Husband: Waiter! Can you come over here? I think you've given me the wrong dish.
Waiter: Sir, it's the dish that you've ordered, I'm sure.
Husband: No, I can tell you it is not the dish that I ordered.
Wife: What's wrong with the dish? It should be the dish that you ordered.
Son: Yes Dad, what's wrong with the dish?
Husband: Son, you should try this and tell me if it is the dish that I ordered.
(Son tried his father's dish)
Son: Oh Dad you're right, it's not the dish that you ordered.
Waiter: I'm sorry sir but I can be 100% sure that it is the dish that you ordered. Pan-fried sirloin, medium rare.
Wife: Yes dear, it is what you ordered. Why do you keep saying it's not the dish that you ordered?
Husband: Let me tell you what is a real pan-fried sirloin: it should be cold, hard and dry because my wife cooks sirloin for me everyday and I'm the expert in sirloin. However, what I'm having here is a piece of warm and juicy meat with some blood in the middle. Can you tell me with such a great difference, they are still the same thing?

(有点长的一个笑话，老公在嘲讽老婆厨艺差，经常把牛扒烧得又乾又硬，令他以为真正的牛扒应该是这样难吃。)