急需英语超级搞笑幽默对话！！初1程度，通俗易懂

1A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God says In a second

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回答:一便士.男子又问:那一百万年呢?上帝说:一秒钟.最后男子请求道:上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:过一秒钟.
2一个外国小朋友来中国夏令营活动，最后结束后和中国小朋友道别：
中国小朋友说：Thanks！
外国小朋友说：Thanks too！
中国小朋友马上接着说：Thanks three！
外国小朋友纳闷的说道：What do you thanks for？
中国小朋友又接着道：I am thanks five。