英语对话幽默小短文

Secret for a long Life

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says.

What's your secret for a long, happy life?

I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.

Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?

Twenty-six.

非常短的搞笑点的英语小对话

A:Do you know how to writepig?
B:it's easy,p-i-g
A:i do not think so,it is p-u-g
B:no it's i!
A:it's you!
B:i!
A:u!
B:i!
A:you!
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