英语口语考试，有五个情景对话，求大神给出剧本，三分钟，英文最好，中文也行，但求幽默

mnipotent& I am impotentMonica: all right, phoebe?Phoebe: ok, if I were omnipotent for one day, I would want world peace, no hunger, good things for the rain forest, and big boobs.Ross: well, see, you took mine. ~~~~~ What about you, Chandler?Chandler: well, if I were omnipotent for one day, I would make myself omnipotent forever.Rachel: there’s always one guy” if I had a wish, I wish for three more wishes.Joey walked into the room form outsideMonica: hi, Joey, what would do if you are omnipotent?Joey: probably kill myself!Everyone shocked!!Monica: excuse me??Joey: hi, if little Joey is dead, then I got no reason to live!Ross: Joey, omnipotent.Joey: you are? ~~~~oh, Ross, I’m sorry. I have no idea; I thought it was a theoretical question.

（自言自语）哦，真是糟糕，居然找不到路了。。（突然看到一个正在看书的女生）你好，同学！我是外国佬，第一次来这里，我可以问你个问题吗？(automatic speaking) Oh, really bad, I can't find the way.. (suddenly saw a girl is read a Book) Hello, students! I am the foreigner, come here for the first time, may I ask you a question?（抬起头）额，什么事？(Tai Qitou) well, what is it?啊哈，世界之大，能遇见你这样的姑娘真是荣幸啊~~额，（挠头）能告诉我，去厕所的路吗？Ah, the world is big, can meet you this girl is really honored ah ~ ~ well, (might) tell me, go to the toilet of the road?哦，天哪，你是眼花了吗？我是女生，怎么会去过男厕所呢？我当然不知道啦Oh, God, you are dazed? I am a girl, how could have been men's toilet? Of course I don't know额，在中国，厕所不是在一起的吗？。。。Well, in China, toilet not together?...哦，当然不是。这里可没有你那里那么开放Oh, of course not. Here without you there so open好吧，我不是那个意思。那么，女厕所在哪里呢？OK. I didn't mean that. So, where is the toilet?什么！？你要去女厕所！？Sorry? Do you want to go to the toilet!?哦，不，我很急，你能快点告诉我吗？Oh, no, I'm in a hurry, can you tell me?好吧，说实话，我也不是本地人，我刚刚来这里度假，所以我无法回答你的问题，抱歉咯Well, to tell you the truth, I have not a native, I just came here for a holiday, so I can't answer your question, I'm sorry额……The amount of......