谁能给我提供一个英语面试情景短对话，要有幽默创意的，最好3～5分钟，可以简单一点，不要难，谢谢！！

A: Tell me a little bit about yourself.
请介绍一下你自己。
B: My name is David and I live in Shanghai, I was born in 1980. My major was electrical engineering.我叫David, 住在上海，出身于1980年。我的专业是电子工程。
A: What kind of personality do you think you have?
你认为你有怎样的性格？
B: Well, I approach things very enthusiastically, I think, and I don't like to leave things half-done.I'm very organized and extremely capable.
嗯，我做事非常热心，我不喜欢把事情做一半。我非常有组织能力，也很能干。
A: What would you say are your weaknesses and strengths?你的弱点和优点是什么？
B: Well, I'm afraid I'm a poor speaker, however I'm fully aware of this, so I've been studying how to speak in public. I suppose my strengths are I'm persistent and a fast-learner.
嗯，我不太擅长说话，我已经意识到这点，因此正在学习如何在公众场所说话。我想我的优点是很执着，而且学东西很快。
A: Do you have any licenses or certificates?
你有执照或资格证书吗？
B: I have a driver's license, and I am a CPA (Certified Public Accountant).
我有驾驶执照，我是注册会计师。
A: How do you relate to others?
你和别人相处如何？
B: I'm very co-operative and have good teamwork spirit.
我能与人合作，富有团队精神。情景会话 2
A: I see by your resume that you have been working?
从你的简历可以看出你一直在工作。
B: Yes, I have worked for two years with an American Company.
是的，我在一家美国公司工作过2年。
A: Tell me what you know about our company please.
请告诉我对于本公司你知道些什么？
B: Well, the company was founded in New York in 1950 by Mark Ward, who was the first president. It has 1 billion dollars in capital; it employs 5,000 people, and it is the largest company in its field in the States. 好的，1950年Mark Ward，
公司首任董事长在纽约创立公司。资本额为10亿美金，有5,000雇员, 是美国同行业中最大的企业。
A: What do you know about our major products and our share of the market?
关于本公司的产品和市场份额你知道些什么？
B: Your company's products are mostly marketed in Europe and the United States, but particularly has sold very well here in China. So I think in the future you'll find China to be a profitable market as well.
贵公司的产品主要在欧洲、美国市场销售，但是在中国市场的销路非常好，所以我想你会发现中国也是一个容易赚钱的市场。 A: What made you decide to change your job? 你为什么决定换工作？
B: I would like to get a job in which I can further develop my career.
我想找一个工作进一步发展自己的事业。

A: May I ask you why you left the former company？
可以问一下你为什么离开以前的公司？
B: Because I want to change my working environment and seek new challenges.
因为我想换一下工作环境，迎接新的挑战。
A: What is your working experience?
你的工作经历是怎样的？
B: I have worked for IBM for 3 years.
我在IBM工作过3年。
A: How will your experiences benefit this company?
你的经历对公司有什么好处？
B: I know the marketing from top to bottom and. I can develop a new market for you. That will increase your profit margin and keep the shareholders satisfied.
我是对市场营销非常熟悉。我能为贵公司开发新的市场，这会增加贵公司的利润, 让股东们感到满意。
A: Are you aware of the aspects of this position and do you feel you are qualified?
你对这个职位了解吗，你认为自己合格吗？
B: Yes, I understand my qualification and your needs by researching your company.
是的，通过对你们公司的研究，我理解你们的要求，并认为我对这能胜任这个岗位。
A: If you enter this company, what section would you like to work in?
如果能进公司，你想在哪个部门工作？
B: If possible. I'd like to be positioned in International Trade Department.
可能的话，我想在国际部工作。
A: What starting salary do you expect?
你想要多少起薪？
B: I'd like to start at ￥5000 a month.
我想要每月5000元。情景会话 4
A: How long does it take to get here from your home?
从你家到公司要花多少时间。
B: It takes about 40 minutes. 大约40分钟。
A: Do you have any particular conditions that you would like the company to take into consideration? 你有需要公司特别考虑的事情吗？
B: Yes, do you have allowance for transportation as well a housing packages, medical insurance, unemployment insurance and annuity.
是的，你们有交通补贴、公积金、医疗保险、失业保险及养老金吗？
A: How can we get in touch with you?
怎样有跟你联系？
B: You can reach me at 62547833.
你可以打电话给我，号码是62547833。
A: How can I contact you when we reach our decision?
我们决定后如何跟你联系？
B: You can call me at this number between 4 and 6 in the afternoon.
你可以在下午4点到6点之间用这个号码打电话给我。
A: Do you have any questions you would like to ask me?
还有问题要问吗？ B: What are the company's working hours?
公司的上下班时间是怎样的？
Would I have to work overtime very often?
是否要经常加班？
Would there be any opportunities to work abroad in the future?
将来有机会到国外工作吗？