编一个搞笑的英语对话。

一个人在乡下迷了路，向一个小孩问路。孩子说：“给我10块钱，我就对你说实话。”那人给了孩子10块钱。
孩子说“说实话，我也不知道。”
A person in the country lost his way, to a child for directions. The child said: give me 10 dollars, I to you the truth. The man gave the child 10 dollars.
The child said, to tell you the truth, I don't know.

一位妇女带着她的女孩去看精神科医生。
妇女说：“我的女儿这半年来, 一直觉得自己是一只母鸡。”
医生说：“已经半年了，为什么现在才带来看病呢？”
“因为我们一家人都一直在等着吃鸡蛋！”
A woman with her girl to go to see a psychiatrist.
Women say: my daughter this over the last six months, always think of myself as a hen.
The doctor say: have already for half a year, why now just bring a doctor?
Because our family had been waiting to eat eggs!