急求！英语三分钟搞笑情景对话！！

The chicken with three legs旁白：One day,a driver drives his car to a village.He drives very fast,but he see a chicken over him.司机（独白）：What?! Is that chicken?Why it can run so quickly! It's not true!旁白：After one hour,the drive meet a farmer.司机（对话）：Excuse me,do you know the chicken that can runs very quickly?农场主：Of couse! It's my chicken! Did you see it?司机：Yeah,when I drove with 80 kilometers per hour,I saw it in advance of me.农场主：Oh,it's my new invent.Because most of visiter like eating chicken, so I invented the chincken with three legs. 司机：Wow,so fantastic! Is it delicious?农场主：Sorry,I don't know. Because I never catch them.如果一个人演鸡大概四个人……一个比较讽刺的小短剧，可能有语法错误，抱歉只能做到这样