求英语3人短对话

H=husband W=wife S=seller

H: Hey darling, guess what,today I saw a guy in my office wearing such a nice suit with a fantastic tie.

W: Stop blowing,that isn't what you can think about,it must take half of your monthly pay.

H:No, not at all, it's quite cheap, the goods in the shoppe are all on sale,胆常册端夭得差全倡户not only the clothes!

W: While,not bad, I'll go with you and have a look, it's so hard to say let's go shoping from your mouth, I remember last time when you said that, Washington was the president.

H:OK, no more horsefeathers let's go.

S: Hello Sir and Madam what can I help you?

H: Eh,..I'm search for... aha here it is.This is exactly what I want.
(after a while)

H: (to wife)Isn't this suit nice on me?

W: Oh my god! your fool ,do you know what you truely like? In this suit you're such a copy of a fat hog!Change it in ten seconds or disappear from my eyesight.

S: There are many other kinds of nice suit, why not try the others!

H: (to wife)I wonder what is OK in your mind.

W: Ah...see this one is not bad, and this breeches and this tie.
(few minutes out of the fitting room)

H: (to wife ,angrily)Ha Haha ,see what , this is your choice? Green trousers ,orange coat ,brown shirt with a black tie. What a wonderful clown I am! I've no any interesting to buy anything more. Let's back home.

W: No,of course not ,your job is done ,but I still want to find the tasty!

H: Hell,Satan told me ask you to come here.
(after the couple went away)

S: My god, godbless me never meet this kind of person anymore in the future!