英语笑话（要简短又笑的）

一、英语笑话（要简短又笑的）

A teacher said to her class:

Who was the first man?

“George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly.

How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.

Because, said the little boy, he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.

But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

Well, said the teacher to him, who do you think was the first man?

I don't know what his name was, said the larger boy, but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.

有个老师问班上的学生：

“谁是第一个男人？”

“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”

这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。

“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢？”

“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿取了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”

二、英语幽默笑话大全

一、我是单身汉

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.Anything else? The nurse asked. Yes,Jack thinks for a while and said,I'm a bachelor.

杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格还有什么漏填的？护士问. 有！杰克想了想说，我是个单身汉.

二、死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭

Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

三、位置上的冰激凌

Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine.

Yours?Can you prove it?

Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it.

请原谅，你占了我的位置.

你的位置？你能征明这点吗？

能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌.

四、别无选择

One day,Eve asked Adam,Doyou really love me?

Adam said helplessly,Do I have any other choice?

一天，夏娃问亚当：你当真爱我吗？

亚当无可奈何地回答：我还有的选择吗？

三、简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑

I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't