英语搞笑？ 搞笑英语？
一、英语搞笑？
1、这个世间只有圆滑，没有圆满的。
this world only smooth, not perfect.
2、我卖的了梦，装得了酷，我是超级无敌美少女。
i sell the dream, pretend to be cool, i am a super invincible beauty girl.
3、我是水神，我为自己带盐！
i am the water god, i bring salt for myself!
4、听君一席话，省我十本书。
listen to your words, save me ten books.
二、搞笑英语？
1.我吃(what)
2.奶死(nice)
3.要死(yours)
4.歪(why)
5,好(how)
6.看(come)
7.屎(-s)
8.闹(now)
9.鱼死(with)
10.爸吃(but)
11.没吃(might)
12.已吃(it)
13.已死(is)
14.必可死(because)
15.没克(make)
16.不克(book)
17.完吃(want)
18.肉(you)
19.拜(by)
20.捏我(never)
21.爱你(any)
22.怕不了门(problem)
23.扑里死(please)
24.挪吃(not)
25.呕(all)
26.驴的(read/red)
27.负吃(foot)
28.富伯(football)
29.踹你死(Chinese)
30.踹呢(China)
31.装死(just)
32.偷吃(touch)
33.卡(cat)
34.剁(dog)
35.屁嗝(pig)
36.饿龙(alone)
37.矮婆(apple)
38.海皮(happy)
39.鼓的(good)
40.皮破(people)
41.爱死(eyes)
42.天(ten)
43.面(man)
44.壁虎(beef)
45.爱老虎油(I love you)
46.牛(new)
47.红(home)
48.猫死(moues)
49.吐(too)
50.好死(house)
三、英语搞笑段子？
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.
"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly . A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my husband explained
四、英语对联搞笑？
上联：任何事都可能
Everything is possible.
下联：没有事不可能
Impossible is nothing.
横批：只要肯去做
Just do it
很有趣的。
五、英语搞笑故事？
您好，以下是一个英语搞笑故事：
一天，一只鸭子走进了一家药店，他问药店员工：“你们有没有唇膏？”
药店员工回答说：“当然有，但是我们有不同的口味。”
鸭子问：“你们有没有草莓味的？”
药店员工回答说：“是的，我们有草莓味的唇膏。”
鸭子问：“你们有没有薄荷味的？”
药店员工回答说：“是的，我们有薄荷味的唇膏。”
鸭子问：“你们有没有螺丝味的？”
药店员工很惊讶地回答说：“不，我们没有螺丝味的唇膏。”
鸭子说：“那太糟糕了，我刚刚把我的头卡在了螺丝上。”
六、英语搞笑句子？
Elder sister never copied, but didn't say don't copy.
Grass don't let a person to lie, it is better to switch to a cactus!
You have seed, I will give you some color to see see.
Pour out the water, Lao tze even basin all don't.
七、英语断句搞笑？
You don't bird me，I don't bird you.
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
You have seed I will give you some color to see see， brothers !together .
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上。
Hello everybody!if you have something to say，then say!if you havenothing to say，go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝。
八、散装英语搞笑？
you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看。
Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁
At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的。
You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！
Chop the strange fish 生鱼块
watch sister 表妹
take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡
American Chinese not enough 美中不足
Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着
九、雅思英语难吗？
难的，对于英语基础不好的人来说只能碰运气
十、雅思英语适用对象？
主要的报考人员是需要到国外留学或者是定居移民的人。
