经典英语小笑话

一、经典英语小笑话

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?

I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.

You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?

She is the one who sells the candy.

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

二、英语短笑话

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校----慢行.

英语笑话这里面有的，可以看看：

三、英语小笑话

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四、急求一篇英语小笑话

one day,xiaoming are going to the zoo,and bumped into a  foreigner by accident

xiaoming：I am sorry!

foreigner：I am sorry too!

xiaoming：I am sorry three!

foreigner：What are you sorry for?

xiaoming：I am sorry five

五、急求英语小笑话

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

完美儿:我有一个很完美的儿子.

B:他抽烟吗?

A:不抽.

B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

A:不喝.

B:他会不会很晚回家?

A:不会.

B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?

A:下个星期三就满6个月了.

六、英语笑话一小篇

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, Woof, woof, woof! The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, Now, do you understand the value of a second language?

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